50 Million Dong

Some kids in Taiwan cheated on some tests like in Old School using wigs, cell phones and whatnot. The best part is that they paid 50 million dong to get the wigs and phones.

1) Dong at use in a bank:

"How do I know your bank is safe?"
"Sir, I assure you we are very safe. We will take good care of your dong."

2) Dong at use at home:

"Did you see where I left the dong for the pizza guy, honey?"

3) Dong at use during a poker game:

"I raise you a dong."

4) During a mugging:

"Gimme your dong!"

5) During a church fund collection:

"Please place your dong on the plate."

dong2 (dông, dng)
n. Vulgar Slang
A penis.


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